Size does matter

When I grow up, size does matter among men, only now the size of your bank account determines who's the leader. It also helps if you are smart. And physical presence is still important. This means that big, rich, smart guy is your worst nightmare. The big, rich, stupid guy, as a rule, helps to cough the money for our food. And, incidently, if any guy from either of these categories are reading this blog right now, please disregard the previous sentences. It's just a theory.

And of course, as a kid, you are always trying to ditch. It's an unwritten law of childhood that works all over the world. And the best part of it? The kid always comes back later to the group. And you welcome him - so that you can ditch him later.