Kissing your hand teaches you very quickly a most important lesson: the nose problem must be dealth with. It's unavoidable. You can't go right at the person you kiss. The standard kiss is direct. Straight on. No twisting. You pucker and squinch your face. Noses collide. It's inevitable. The only difference between kissing mom or grandma and a girl, is angling the nose. When you start thinking about nose placement, you know it's serious. Eventually, you figure out how to get your lips and a girl's lip together. In fact, the whole sexual mess is about angles. I wonder if it's the same for women. It must be. The only apparent difference was that they often practiced kissing with and on each other. (Well, that's what J told me when we sat together in the schoolbus. I got her to show me after 35 days of begging.) But actually when she kissed her girlfriend K on the mouth.. I started to think that well, men liking women kissing women is so stupid. I don't think any woman fantasizes about two guys kissing. But once again we're two different species.
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